anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

(via wasarahbi)

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from John Oliver. Watch the full clip here. 

baby-fish-mouth:

that fucking kid got MURDERED and there are TONS of people willing to act like that part doesn’t matter

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
inkstainedmoon said: Does NPR ever offer positions to highschool students?

npr:

No. Here’s my advice for you, if you’re in high school: Don’t worry about your job or career at this point. Try as many things as possible. If you want to make radio, make radio. If you want to join a band, join a band. Be curious, be open, don’t be locked in. Take a job to make some money but don’t worry about what it is. I worked in a swim club and read books for a summer. It was fun. 

There’s enough time to think about this stuff later. Life is not a resume; a resume is not a life. 

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language
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